| Rank |
Name |
Team |
Position |
Fortunes |
$Value |
| 26 |
DeSean Jackson |
PHI |
WR |
Seems to benefit from Vick at QB. |
$ 31 |
| 27 |
Steve Smith |
CAR |
WR |
"He's still near the front of the plane, it just feels like he's moved from first class to businees class after last year." |
$ 30 |
| 28 |
Greg Jennings |
GB |
WR |
"His reversal of fortune last season rivals only that of an ameteur competitive eater..one minute focused and poised for a Coney Island Championship, the next he?s got semi-digested wet hot dogs & buns all over his shoes." |
$ 29 |
| 29 |
Matt Schaub |
HOU |
QB |
The under appreciated girl in high school who you knew was hot and now you're too late to the party. |
$ 26 |
| 30 |
Knowshon Moreno |
DEN |
RB |
"With just under 1000 yds rushing and 9 total td's in 2009, he didn't exactly blow us away, but it wasn't a disaster either. Entering his second year he'll be counted on more and should deliver." |
$ 26 |
| 31 |
Chad Ochocinco |
CIN |
WR |
"Ocho still has some mojo. ""I'm not your sticker b*tch!"" " |
$ 25 |
| 32 |
Joseph Addai |
IND |
RB |
"Addai's only 26..apparently he, Danny Almonte and Greg Oden all get their fake id's from the same place." |
$ 24 |
| 33 |
Larry Fitzgerald |
AZ |
WR |
"He may be the most talented WR in the game, but it's hard to get too jacked up about him with D Anderson throwing the ball too him." |
$ 24 |
| 34 |
Tom Brady |
NE |
QB |
I'm less concerned about him throwing to an aging Moss and a recovering Welker and more concerned about the Bieber-esque haircut. |
$ 23 |
| 35 |
Brandon Jackson |
GB |
RB |
"Big waiver wire pick up this last week, but early results suggest it may payoff." |
$ 23 |
| 36 |
Calvin Johnson |
DET |
WR |
More balanced offense will allow Megatron to transform into the weapon that can headshot your opponents. |
$ 23 |
| 37 |
Marques Colston |
NO |
WR |
"That's Marcus with a ""Q"". Oh, of course it is Mrs. Colston, what a lovely child." |
$ 22 |
| 38 |
Tony Romo |
DAL |
QB |
He does a little too much peacocking to be a true Cowboy |
$ 20 |
| 39 |
Wes Welker |
NE |
WR |
Knee surgery recovery concerns have faded and Welker is back to his old self. |
$ 19 |
| 40 |
Antonio Gates |
SD |
TE |
"His cameo on ""The League"" should bring good fantasy karma, of course 79 catches for 1157 yds doesn't hurt either." |
$ 18 |
| 41 |
Ahmad Bradshaw |
NYG |
RB |
"With Jacobs helmet in the stands, it appears that it's officially Bradshaws job." |
$ 17 |
| 42 |
Jamaal Charles |
KC |
RB |
Put me in coach. Quiet old man Jones is telling a story. |
$ 17 |
| 43 |
Dallas Clark |
IND |
TE |
"Dallas International Airport is the nation's 3rd busiest, Dallas Clark is our #2 ranked TE. Suck it airport. " |
$ 17 |
| 44 |
Phillip Rivers |
SD |
QB |
Trending well..since 2007 he's increased Yardage and TD totals while reducing INT's every year. |
$ 15 |
| 45 |
Vernon Davis |
SF |
TE |
"Alex Smith is still developing chemistry with the rest of the team, but still seems to have it with Davis." |
$ 15 |
| 46 |
Hakeem Nicks |
NYG |
WR |
"His last minute, seemingly irrelevant, touchdown may have shifted the tides in a few matchups **cough** Brian *cough**" |
$ 15 |
| 47 |
Darren McFadden |
OAK |
RB |
"With Michael ""70's"" Bush (copyright Bill Simmons article) sidelined, it appears to be Run's house for now." |
$ 14 |
| 48 |
Ryan Matthews |
SD |
RB |
Owners are wondering about their leagues return policy. |
$ 14 |
| 49 |
Anquan Boldin |
BAL |
WR |
"After Flacco removes Harbaugh's foot from his a$$, he may get with it and get Boldin some catchable balls." |
$ 14 |
| 50 |
Cadillac Williams |
TB |
RB |
"In terms of cars, maybe he's not a true Cadillac, but he's no longer a Yugo." |
$ 13 |